Date Night takes you to a place where the gas is guaranteed and you are guaranteed to get gas.

As we move into APRIL, it would be FOOLISH of food snobs like us to admit that hot dogs on metal rollers are somewhat appealing.

Add to that a warm bun, and the prospects become downright mouth watering.

Here’s a QT corporate secret: the buns are in a warming drawer right beneath the hot dogs. Now you know!

If rotating tubes of processed meat do not excite you, QT is all about variety.

There are at least three kinds of hamburgers as well as chicken sandwiches. Don’t want to eat them cold? No worries, there is a microwave nearby so every meal can be eaten at the perfect temperature as the chef intended. You are a regular Emeril Lagasse as you heat your burger to perfection. Bam!

Feeling gassy yet? If not, you can carbonate your meal and your stomach.

There is also a variety of frozen delicacies on tap.

Our loyal readers know that Date Night always orders the craft beer, and we avoid places that have dreary “convenience store” beer lists. At the QT, you get a genuine convenience store beer list.

There’s plenty to choose from, as long as you like mass-produced, tasteless beer. Our wine drinking friends will not be disappointed.

A good meal always ends with a special dessert. Sure, you can be conventional and go with a gourmet treat…

If you really want to have something different, step right up to the donut display.

At around 400 calories a pop, you will want to share one with your date. Rumor has it that if you buy a Nesquik chocolate milk, they will throw in the donut for free. Add to that the clean restrooms, and QT is a place that has it all. What a great way to spend your APRIL FOOL’S Date Night!

Note: Thanks to regular Date Night readers RR and CR for suggesting tonight’s topic!